Japanese Moon

This morning as I was running along the sea wall with the boys, a Japanese GUY rode by us on his beach cruiser bike. HE was wearing a tight belly shirt and a short white skirt. The breeze caught his skirt and blew it up revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear. I was so shocked I gasped and said, "Oh my gosh!" I'm sure he heard me but probably didn't understand what I said. He continued riding in front us, with the full moon in plain sight until he finally turned down a different road. All I have to say now is, "My eyes! My eyes!"