Bean Strikes Again

Sometimes it's tough having older brothers.  Just ask Landon.  This is the second time he's woken up with a mustache on his face.  The first time it happened I thought Landon did it to himself and scolded him for playing with a pen in his bed.  I know, dumb of me to think he had a pen and drew on himself.  But I figured it out this time and when I confronted Bean about it he grinned wickedly from ear to ear.  I made him apologize and make Landon's bed as punishment and told him if he did it again Landon would give him a mustache and he'd be wearing it to school.  I think I made my point. 
Oh, and while I'm thinking about it, Ethan got in even bigger trouble last week.  He let Parker play with my phone while I was in the shower.  Bean thought it was pretty funny to watch Parker make call after to call to random people on my contact list at 8:30am.  Unfortunately half of the calls were made to people out west where it was 6:30am.  I was so embarrassed and absolutely fuming when I found out.  If you're one of the people who got an early morning wake-up call with the sounds of Parker's heavy breathing and Bean's giggles in the background, I am very sorry.  I never know what's going to go down while I take a shower but it's a risk I have to take.